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A new "Rounders" question...
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Singlemalt
2004-10-20 17:16:22 UTC
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Here's one that hasn't been asked before:

You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?

Just a thought.

Singlemalt
DP75089
2004-10-20 17:33:32 UTC
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Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are very close, you know.

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Crazy Eyez
2004-10-20 17:39:48 UTC
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Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
It's been asked before, actually.

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George Best
2004-10-20 17:45:32 UTC
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Your question has been asked several times before and has been answered.

Petra (Famke) is Mikes ex girlfreind from before Jo (Gretchen Mol)

Petra says Mikes apartment looks about the same as before and that she's
sorry to be back over here for this reason which indicates or hints that she
was his girl in the past.

The news about Worm finally gets Mike pissed off and he's not in the mood
for Petra. It's a movie he has to confront Worm in the gym where he's hiding
out. Mike can't get laid and then have an angry confrontation with Worm.
That wouldn't work movie wise.
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
Third Joker
2004-10-20 17:49:12 UTC
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Yes.
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
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MarlaSinger
2004-10-20 17:47:55 UTC
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Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
If you watched "Nip/Tuck" you would know that 'she' is a man.

First things first, second things second.

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Bubba Test
2004-10-20 18:07:11 UTC
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Post by MarlaSinger
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
If you watched "Nip/Tuck" you would know that 'she' is a man.
A Man? Somewhere ChuckJ's homosexual ears just perked up. ChuckJ likes
men!
Kevin K.
2004-10-20 18:32:32 UTC
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Ha ha, I thought I was the only one who watched that show. After seeing
her 'portray' a man, I was turned off. However, after seeing her in a new
magazine layout along with a Goldeneye/XMEN combo, my faith was restored.
As for if he's crazy, yes, yes, yes.
Post by MarlaSinger
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
If you watched "Nip/Tuck" you would know that 'she' is a man.
First things first, second things second.
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thedream009
2004-10-20 17:56:42 UTC
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Call me crazy but I wouldn't shack up with some bitch who might have the
shit kicked out of me if I don't pay off a debt in the next few
days....She is smokin' though
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
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KilgoreTrout
2004-10-20 18:47:30 UTC
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I would; if she was that hot. Why not, at least you'll have something to
think about whilst her boys are kicking your head in.
Post by thedream009
Call me crazy but I wouldn't shack up with some bitch who might have the
shit kicked out of me if I don't pay off a debt in the next few
days....She is smokin' though
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
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Bubba Test
2004-10-20 19:09:55 UTC
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Post by KilgoreTrout
I would; if she was that hot. Why not, at least you'll have something to
think about whilst her boys are kicking your head in.
Said like a true homosexual male, in Richard Simmons tone and conviction,
who don't like the slits anyway. What would you do if she was hot fish?
Paint her toenails. Quit wasting bandwidth with your faux praises for good
looking women..we all know you were checking out her handbag.
John Harkness
2004-10-20 17:42:26 UTC
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Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
This question has been asked and answered by screewriter Brian
Koppelman.

I don't have a link but his basic answer was "What the hell were we
thinking?"

John Harkness
J Tag
2004-10-21 00:42:02 UTC
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Post by John Harkness
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
This question has been asked and answered by screewriter Brian
Koppelman.
I don't have a link but his basic answer was "What the hell were we
thinking?"
John Harkness
During the commentary track, all three of Famke's scenes are
accompanied by Ed Norton fawning over her. I think the best part of
the commentary track is the for the scene described above. It goes
something like this.

<Petra shows up at the door.>

Ed Norton: This is the most unbelievable scene of the movie.

Writers: Yes, apologies to the viewer. John you should take some of
the blame for this too.

John Dahl: Yes, I know.

Writers: Whenever we're asked if we've ever written science fiction,
we say "Yeah, look at this scene".

<petra walks through the door>
Ed Norton: Right, where this alien walks in.
Writer: John, how could you not have her take her dress off?

<you see petra walk in from the living room, the one shot of famke
janssen in all her legs-for-miles glory>

Writers: Look at her le....JOHN!!
Ed Norton: OH MY GOD! Famke is way too nice and smart a girl to have a
body like that.

Scene continues, they talk about the tape of Chan and Seidel.
<Petra kisses Mike, gets rejected, turns and leaves>

Ed Norton: Wait (cutting off writer remark), I just want to point out
right now that Matt Damon is limping. He can barely stand up right
now.

Everyone laughs. <Mike throws glass>
Writer: You think he's mad at Worm, he's really mad because we didn't
let him get some.
fireman
2004-10-20 18:04:04 UTC
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I thought................GAY!
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
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Bubba Test
2004-10-20 18:05:04 UTC
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Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
It has been asked before. And here's another one asked before--how many
times have you paused the dvd during the seen where mikey and worm head over
to grammas and you wanked it to the asian chick on his lap!
jib
2004-10-20 18:08:12 UTC
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Old.

Now how bout those hookers when they visit Grandma's? They look like they
have already sucked 10 dicks that day and are ready to suck another 10
including yours. They give you that I'll suck your dick off look and you
decline and go on your way. Are you freaking nuts?!?!?!

Nah, you probably just don't want any deceases.
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
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787Style
2004-10-20 18:27:09 UTC
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Post by jib
Nah, you probably just don't want any deceases.
But I thought Mike WAS a necropheliac.

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Peg Smith
2004-10-20 18:50:14 UTC
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Yes, it has, many times.

Peg
mjostar
2004-10-21 00:50:37 UTC
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Jesus wept! Will someone please make a new poker movie so some of these
guys with no lives can make up a new set of hypothetical questions to
ponder.

Irish Mike
Post by Singlemalt
You're Mike McDermott, it's late and your girlfriend just moved out of
the apartment. You home alone drinking scotch and watching old
videotapes of the WSOP when Famke Janssen comes to your door, looking
slightly drunk and very hot. She gives you a passionate kiss and
offers to stay and you send her on her way. Are you freakin' nuts?
Just a thought.
Singlemalt
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