Post by Tim Norfolk Post by Satoshi Popinjay
You've stuck up for a communist, and you've stuck up for a murderer and puppy-killer.
Finish the day on a high note and say something nice about Hitler.
He passed the world's first set of laws against all animal cruelty.
His party and war created thousands of Hollywood cinema careers.
And the careers of an endless line of WW 2 historians.
And a ready supply of villains for script writers and novelists.
He showed the usefulness of mob pillage and vandalism for political advantage,
and the idea that personal property is an invention of evil capitalists:
He strengthened the Soviet Union, which used its strength to support revolutions
in Africa and Latin America, where they established socialist shit holes, er I mean
progressive utopias, to the delight of the emperor's ventriloquist, Bernie Sanders.
And the greater delight of swiss bankers.
He noted that the masses are moved by emotion, not reason.
An insight useful to many leaders...
"The community college guarantee won't cost anything, it's already paid for."
- Emperor Chin Drool
His war established the voracious U.S. military industrial complex, which
has supplied so many jobs, and congressional votes.
His doctors advanced biology, through experiments of the effects of
malnutrition and ice water.
His army designed the sharpest uniforms ever.
He's the godfather of Israel. (though not everyone endorses this)
He was a great man.
Though he gave paintbrush mustaches a bad name, which is regrettable.